Alphabet Month - Tea

"T" is a suitable break in the afternoon of the alphabet.

Alphabet Month - R&S

"R" is for arrrrrrgh, I missed a day. Not quite sure how that happened, sorry. Although it was one of those days when I overslept and my head melted - I narrowly avoided pouring juice on my cereal and wore my watch upside down for about four hours before noticing.
To be honest, I wasn't certain of my plans for R - it might have been rampant, rampaging, rambunctious and rumbustious, or it might have been retiring. Either way, it would have been richly relevant. Or I might have succumbed to temptation and just written 'ooh R'...

By contrast, "S" is simple - it stands for serendipity, my favourite thing.

Alphabet Month - Q

"Q" is for questions, essential to disrupting the Plan.

Alphabet Month - P

"P" is for the Plan, which is necessary but not sufficient.

Alphabet Month - O

"O"

Step 1 - select:
a) ...say can you see
b)...baby, baby, how was I supposed to know
c) ...lift us up where we belong
d) ...joy

Step 2 - select:
a) !
b) ?
c) ...
d) .

Alphabet Month - N

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("N" is for nothing. Nothing matters.)

Alphabet Month - M

"M" is for the middle of Alphabet Month, which is more or less upon us.

M is also for music, what else.
It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights,
Play that funky music, the music of the night
Music is my hot hot sex
Music to watch girls by
Thank you for the music
Without the music we would die
I'm lost in music
The music sounds better with you
Antmusic, exit music, guess that's why they call it the blues
'There may be trouble ahead
But while there's moonlight and music
And love and romance
Let's face the music and dance.'


In other music:
'Before you get sold, you get bought for a song' - Fountains of Wayne

Alphabet Month - Valentine Special

Are you in Love,
Lust,
or just
in "L"?

Alphabet Month - K

"K" keeps me guessing, it's beyond my ken.
Is it a kamikaze licence to kill?
A kaleidoscopic kiln of karma?
A knees-up knave
or a knight in shining armour?
Kiss me, K!
K is the key,
the Kyrie Eleison,
the kernel of knowledge.
K is knotty, knockabout, knuckleheaded, knurled, a knowall thrown out of college.
K is not quite Kosher.
K is not OK.
Oh, K.

Alphabet Month - J

"J"ay is to sparrow
As tank is to arrow.

J is for jaaaaaaam hot!

J is also for Jasper Maskelyne, magician, who inadvertantly and posthumously inspired my first novel.